“So you have been longing for that designer bag or that pair of shoes for a while now but the man friend doesn’t get the hints or just doesn’t want to pull out his wallet? Maybe taking him to the very first beer hotel in the world will help you realise the dream.”

From “Taking Your Man To The Beer Hotel Will Make Him Happier Than He’s Ever Been” on the Colourful Rebel.

We think the Dog House looks great, but if we make the trek over to Ohio it will be for the beer, not for the shoes.